THAT not-voting thing has worked out brilliantly, Britain has told Russell Brand.
NEWLY elected UKIP councillors across the country are ready to be wholly powerless to act on immigration and EU membership.
BRITAIN is wondering what impact UKIP’s electoral success could possibly have on the Conservative Party.
BRITISH voters have woken up this morning mortified about what they got up to at yesterday's elections.
RIGHT-WING people are making the term ‘socialist’ into a scathing insult, it has emerged.
GOOD morning and congratulations on making the best decision of your life - you’re going to vote UKIP.
ED Miliband has confirmed his shopping bill is only £80 a week because he just eats Wagon Wheels.
FIRST-TIME buyers can now borrow unlimited money to buy a castle, George Osborne has confirmed.