JEREMY Corbyn has backed Andrea Leadsom to be Tory leader on the grounds that unelectable radicals should stick together.
BRITAIN is to start the weekend early in celebration of Michael Gove’s pathetic failure.
TORY leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom’s CV list her current position as 'Prime Minister of the UK from 2010-ongoing'.
NIGEL Farage has resigned as UKIP leader to focus on designing neo-fascist political posters for international clients.
CONSERVATIVE leadership candidate, Stephen Crabb, has announced he will cure every homosexual in Britain within three years.
EVERY candidate for the Tory leadership has said they were visited by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher.
THAT Andrea Leadsom, who wants to be prime minister, sounds like a total pain in the arse, it has been agreed.
A LABOUR supporter now regards everything that makes Jeremy Corbyn stand out from other politicians as unspeakably stupid.