Politics

Crossrail net closing in on Boris

THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.

'Job camps' are the final solution to unemployment, says Duncan Smith

IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.

The Labour-Falkirk controversy explained

A bullet-point guide to Labour's troubles in a place called 'Falkirk'.

Cuts are my porn, says Osborne

CHANCELLOR George Osborne has revealed that reducing the size of government is a hugely erotic experience.