Politics

I'm not particularly good with numbers, admits Chancellor of the Exchequer

THE Chancellor of the Exchequer has conceded that ‘numbers, money, that sort of thing’ are not his strong point.

May to tour UK telling everyone to shut the f**k up

THERESA May is to spend the next fortnight telling as many people as possible to just shut it.

May pulls trigger on Article 50 and nothing happens

THE prime minister has pulled the trigger on Article 50 but is still unsure whether anything has happened or not.

I am The Crap Thatcher, confirms May

THERESA May has confirmed that she is just like Margaret Thatcher except not even any good at it.

Indyref2 set for after May has ballsed everything up but before she's kicked out

SCOTLAND'S second independence vote must happen in the window between Theresa May's destruction of Britain and her sacking, Nicola Sturgeon has said.

Forget independence and settle down to eternity of rule by English twats, May tells SNP

THE Scottish Nationalists must forget independence and accept permanent rule by English twats they did not vote for, Theresa May has said.

Nothing must stop Article 50 being triggered on arbitrary date I’ve made up, says May

THE prime minister has confirmed that Article 50 must be triggered on March 15th because it is written on her kitchen calendar in pen.

Sleaford Mods overthrow government

SLEAFORD Mods have taken charge of Britain after staging a coup against the government.