THE Prime Minister has instructed his new cabinet to initiate high-profile sex scandals.
ED Miliband has revealed that his father loved Britain but disliked David Miliband intensely.
THE prime minister has a machine and it makes bread.
THE prime minister has announced £10 billion in groundbreaking legacy projects that will fail massively when someone else is in charge.
ED Miliband has admitted that he's still looking for the moment that will indelibly define him as a bell-end.
EXCITED Britons have been rushing to see their favourite Labour politicians at the party conference in Brighton.
THE Liberal Democrats' 2015 election promises have been put into a metal tube and blasted into the heart of the solar system.