FORMER chancellor George Osborne believes he is the perfect choice to chair the Northern Powerhouse because he detests the South and its people.
JEREMY Corbyn and George Osborne are to share a constituency in a sitcom-style ‘odd couple’ scenario.
SAMANTHA Cameron is struggling to reassure her husband that he did a great job and everyone does not hate him.
SHADOW foreign secretary Emily Thornberry is not an asset to her pub quiz team, it has been claimed.
LABOUR leadership candidate Owen Smith used last night’s BBC hustings to repeat that while both candidates are shit, Jeremy Corbyn is also deranged.
THERESA May has confirmed that Michael Gove’s prison reform, education policies and canteen pass have all been cancelled with extreme prejudice.
DISGRACED MP Keith Vaz has refused to resign because that is not how Labour works these days.
NICK Clegg’s memoir has left the nation reeling with the revelation that Gove and Osborne are a pair of twats.