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DAVID Cameron was last night forced to deny claims that he presided over elaborate sex games in the garden shed of former Tory chairman Lord Tebbit.

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The Rt Hon William Hague MP
Sources close to Cameron said he was immediately regretting the decision to appoint Andy Coulson, the former editor of the News of the World, as his director of communications.

The Tory leader had lunch with Coulson at the House of Commons yesterday, but by 3pm the spin doctor had issued an official Conservative Party press release filled with shocking claims about Cameron's private life.

In what he described as "force of habit" the Tory press chief also issued an official photograph of William Hague, the Shadow Foreign Secretary, billed as, "his hottest session ever". 

Coulson's press release described in explicit detail an extraordinary series of events at the bottom of Tebbit's garden in Chingford in 1996.

He promised more 'jaw-dropping revelations' next week and offered to pay members of the public for tales of other leading party members.

Meanwhile Coulson is to launch a campaign for "Widdecombe's Law", which would give the public the right to know if there is a hefty religious maniac living in their community.





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