THE Labour leader’s computer skills are light years ahead of David Cameron’s, it has emerged.
The prime minister launched himself on Twitter last night with the hashtag #FuckLabour and a series of disparaging spoof names for Labour politicians including “Ed MiliBAD”, “Tessa COWell” and “Ed Balls i.e. BOLLOCKS”.
But David Cameron’s foray into social media backfired when Milliband strapped on a special headset, fired up eight monitors simultaneously and remotely disabled the entire Downing Street network in under two minutes.
Miliband, whose home computer set-up looks like Cape Canaverel’s control centre, said: “I even replaced his screensaver with a moving gif of Cameron’s face photoshopped into a Gladiator-themed gay porn scene.
“You may not think it to look at me, but I’m actually very good with computers. Very good indeed.
“And although I didn’t find the prime minister’s humour amusing, the feeble configuration of his firewall was positively side-splitting.”
David Cameron said: “It’s all light-hearted banter, isn’t it? Like rap battles, but done on a computer.”
“My wife likes rap.”
