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I WILL NOW MEMORISE THE BIBLE, DECLARES THE GREAT CAMEROONI |
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IN a prodigious display of intellectual acrobatics, the likes of which is rarely seen outside the Orient, the Great Camerooni will memorise and recite the King James Bible from Genesis to Revelation.
 England's most miraculous showman will take his terrifying and mesmerising spectacular on a tour of the Nation's seaside resorts, culminating in a three week run at the Scarborough Empire.
Granting a rare audience with The Daily Mashings and Haberdashers' Gazette, the Great Camerooni, said: "My gifts are truly mysterious. At times I feel they are my master.
"Little did I know when I sat at the feet of the Great Swami of Hyderabad that he would deliver me such a blessing and such a curse."
With his attempt to memorise and recite the entire Bible the Great Camerooni has thrown down the gauntlet to his great rival from the windy North, the Terrible Broon.
The dark and fearsome Scotsman thrilled London society this season with his astonishing ability to recall every line of Mr Lloyd George's Budget of 1909.
The Great Camerooni said: "Only a very few can truly understand the majesty of these gifts. And fewer still can hope to wrestle with this fascinating beast and use its power for good rather than evil.
"Of course, it does help enormously if one went to Eton."
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