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JESUS Christ has made a dramatic intervention in the Holyrood election campaign by urging voters not to back the Scottish Christian Party.
 'Missing the bloody point'
"Where's all the love, tolerance and forgiveness? Talk about missing the bloody point.
"They say that they want Scotland to be governed by the Book. What book are they talking about? The Big Book of Being a Complete Fucking Nutjob?" The Saviour added: "I'm sorry, but this sort of stuff really pisses me off." A Scottish Christian Party spokesman said: "The mystery of Christ is infinite and as all Christians know there are many interpretations to the Word of the Lord. "In this instance what Christ is clearly saying is that all secular politicians are hell-bound demons and sodomites."
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