FREEDOM fighter John Bercow has announced plans to launch a revolution in Bolivia.
Speaker Bercow, who recently told Donald Trump he could not come into the Houses of Parliament, is leaving his job to unify his South American brothers and sisters.
He said: “They may kill me but they can never kill the revolution. Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees, and all that palaver.
“I’ve bought some khaki trousers and I can grow a full beard. I look good with a beard too, like a small Kurt Russell.”
Teacher Roy Hobbs said: “John Bercow really does speak for every struggling man, woman and child in this country.
“From the underpaid nurses and the overworked factory workers, to all his mates in Parliament.”
Bercow now looks set to recruit a ragtag bunch of die-hard radicals to take to Bolivia and overthrow what he described as ‘their US-backed puppet government’.
He added: “Vive le revolution!”
