Labour conference is a far-right invasion, says Brighton


BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party, it has emerged.

Locals have taken to the streets in mass protest at a party so terrifyingly fascist that it is led by a straight white man with facial hair, just like the Nazis were. 

Vegan cafe proprietor Eleanor Shaw said: “They’re holding a rally here where they are debating the idea of giving people a fixed basic income. As if it were possible there were two sides in that debate. 

“They’re hideously white, they still believe in the genocidal colonialist idea of nation-states, and they’re thoroughly capitalist. One of them tried to buy a coffee with money. It triggered one of Geoff’s episodes. 

“I thought we’d beaten these monsters back in Castlemorton in 1992, but it seems they’ve lit their torches again and the far-right is on the march. Well not here. 

“We shall fight them on the naturist beach, we shall fight them in the aromatherapist and bubble tea shops, we shall fight them in the gay clubs, and we will take self-care breaks when necessary.”  

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