May is not unsackable, confirms Boris

THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.

Johnson was pressed on the prime minister’s future at the Conservative Party conference, and refused to say she would not soon be leaving Downing Street with her possessions in a cardboard box.

He said: “If anyone is not doing their job well enough, I may have to let them go. 

“Hopefully, it will not be necessary to fire her out of a cannon into the sea, but hopes and dreams doth butter no parsnips.”