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McCONNELL COMES LAST IN 'ZOO TRUSTWORTHINESS' POLL Print E-mail

FIRST Minister Jack McConnell is the party leader least trusted to take your 19 year old-sister to the zoo, according to the first Daily Mash readers' poll.

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McConnell may love penguins but he can't be trusted at the zoo, say readers
The Scottish Labour leader secured just 15% of the votes, well behind his political rivals.

Nicol Stephen, the Liberal Democrat leader, claimed a convincing victory with 43%. SNP chief Alex Salmond and Solidarity leader Tommy Sheridan shared second spot with 21% each.

"This is a very damaging blow to Labour's strategy as we enter the last week of the campaign," said Professor Nathan Muir of Glasgow Clyde University.

"Labour set out to portray McConnell as a safe pair of hands when it came to people's 19 year-old sisters, whether it was at the zoo, the pictures or walking the West Highland Way.

"They even tested McConnell's reactions on a visit to the zoo last month and he was absolutely captivated by the penguins. Couldn't see past them."

Professor Muir added: "Sheridan scored surprisingly well, but Salmond will be disappointed. He's a master of the zoo visit. That's his territory.

"As for Nicol Stephen, this poll shows he is seen as decent, trustworthy, responsible and a boring little tit."





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