EVERY Scot will be fitted with a new set of state-of-the-art acrylic teeth within the lifetime of the next parliament, the Lib Dems pledged today.

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He added: "We must give our workers the teeth they need to compete with the new dental powerhouses of the 21st Century.

"Last year more than 400 million Indians and a billion Chinese were fitted with braces. It is only a matter of time before these teeth overwhelm us all."

Mr Stephen said the Teeth For All (Scotland) Bill would be introduced within 100 days of the Lib Dems completing a "loathsome, tawdry, self-serving coalition deal with a party more than twice our size".

THOSE LIB DEM COMMITMENTS IN FULL....

• EDUCATION: Class sizes reduced to 14 square feet

• HEALTH: 15,000 new nurses, 18,000 new chefs, 26,000 new pilots

• ECONOMY: 100,000 apprentices to be imported from Bulgaria

• YOUNG PEOPLE: All 15 and 16 year-olds will have the right to a cool bedroom in the attic

• LAW & ORDER: Repeat offenders to receive hot stone therapy and a seaweed detox wrap

• CLIMATE CHANGE: All Scottish electricity to be made from children's laughter by 2027

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