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STEPHEN TELLS LIB DEMS: "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE SALUTE YOU" Print E-mail

LIBERAL Democrat leader Nicol Stephen thrilled a party election rally last night with a speech consisting entirely of AC/DC lyrics.

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"Hey Satan, payed my dues, playing in a rocking band"
In a forceful keynote address the deputy first minister said: "Never had a woman like you. Doing all the things you do. Ain't no fairy story. Ain't no skin and bone. But you give it all you got. Weighing in at 19 stone."

To growing applause he added: "Let me put my love into you babe, let me put my love on the line. Let me put my love into you babe. Let me cut your cake with my knife."

And in a thinly veiled attack on SNP deputy leader Nicola Sturgeon, he added: "What do you do for money honey? How do you get your kicks? What do you do for money honey? How do you get your licks?"

Amid a torrent of female underpants Stephen declared: "Cause the walls start shaking. The earth was quaking. My mind was aching and we were making it. And you shook me all night long."

Senior party figures heaped praise on the Aberdeen South MSP. A trembling Nora Radcliffe said: "That was spec-fucking-tacular."

Jamie Stone, MSP for Caithness and Sutherland, added: "I was so excited I had to go to the lavatory. What did I miss?"



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