| STEPHEN TELLS LIB DEMS: "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE SALUTE YOU" |
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LIBERAL Democrat leader Nicol Stephen thrilled a party election rally last night with a speech consisting entirely of AC/DC lyrics.
To growing applause he added: "Let me put my love into you babe, let me put my love on the line. Let me put my love into you babe. Let me cut your cake with my knife." And in a thinly veiled attack on SNP deputy leader Nicola Sturgeon, he added: "What do you do for money honey? How do you get your kicks? What do you do for money honey? How do you get your licks?" Amid a torrent of female underpants Stephen declared: "Cause the walls start shaking. The earth was quaking. My mind was aching and we were making it. And you shook me all night long." Senior party figures heaped praise on the Aberdeen South MSP. A trembling Nora Radcliffe said: "That was spec-fucking-tacular." |
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