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Tube carriage reveals shocking treatment of human livestock

HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.

Computer fad over

FALLING iPad sales have confirmed that the computer fad is now over.

Opening ceremony viewers question their sanity

THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.

Man with shaved head and beard is going bald on his terms

38-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is controlling his hair destiny by shaving his head and growing a beard.

Katie Price announces remake of My Fair Lady

FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.

Prosecco is top blackout juice

EVERYBODY is getting wasted on prosecco this year, supermarkets have confirmed.

Prince George shoots his first butterfly

PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.

BBC accused of cock ring bias

ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.