ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.
FORMER X Factor host Dermot O’Leary was shown clips of his time on the show before being dropped into Simon Cowell’s carnivore pit.
PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
NIGEL Farage has revealed the original version of his new book was about African-American lesbians.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.
RESEARCHERS have definitively proven that children aged 11-16 are in complete command of any bus they are on.