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'Not all millennials are unbearable arseholes' claims unbearable millennial arsehole

NOT all millennials are dreadful arseholes, one of them has insisted.

Starving KFC diners searching for anywhere else that serves food in a bucket

HORDES of starving KFC regulars are searching for any other food outlet that will serve them meals in a bucket.

Man who says he’s not ‘into relationships’ not being offered any

A MAN who is constantly telling people that he ‘doesn’t do relationships’ has not actually been offered one in years, it has been revealed.

'So it is actually chicken?' ask KFC customers

LOYAL KFC customers have been intrigued to discover the beige blobs they were eating were actually chicken.

Parents genuinely terrified by child’s latest finger paintings

A MOTHER and father are being tormented by the bone-chilling artwork created by their youngest child.

Corbyn 'was the baddie in 1970s Bond movie'

JEREMY Corbyn was the main baddie in a Roger Moore-era James Bond film, it has been revealed. 

Job candidates to be told how many twats work at the company

BEFORE  they commit to a job prospective employees will be told how many twats work in the office.

Brexit 'won't be like Mad Max' says Davis, in obvious sign that it will be

DAVID Davis has insisted that Brexit will not be a 'Mad Max dystopia' in the clearest sign yet that it will be exactly that.