ROBOT vacuum cleaner company Roomba has unveiled a robot which shaves you while you sleep.
A COUPLE have decided to add some variety to their relationship by getting drunk in front of the television on cocktails.
VACCINATING everyone against mental illness is the easiest and most practical way to prevent mass shootings, according to America’s gun lobby.
MOST of the computers, tablets and phones in Britain are emitting puns, all of which are hellish, it has emerged.
A PORN site has confirmed that iPhone owners are deeply submissive masochists who love pain, exactly as you would expect.
A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.
THE story that went round last week about David Cameron has completely disappeared from the public mind, it has emerged.
THE child of a smoker is thrilled with his sturdy new walking boots and 'military-style' compass.