A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.
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A DELUSIONAL man thinks he is going to get his deposit back from a private landlord.
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DOCTORS will no longer see patients who arrive with a cigarette in one hand and an energy drink in the other.
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