BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they haven’t had lots of weird expensive shit done to them, it has emerged.
BLANKETS with arms have no place in a civilised world, it has been claimed.
PARENTS have praised Mexican demon Charlie for giving children something to do during the half term break.
LABRADOR Tom Booker wants to bite everyone at O2 after his mobile phone stopped working yesterday.
APPLE design guru Sir Jonathan Ive has admitted his iconic designs are based on his inability to draw anything except oblongs.
BRITAIN’S coastal waters are being invaded by sea-dwelling creatures.
'GOING to the carvery' is now the UK’s biggest belief system.
A GAY Irish man who can now legally wed his partner is desperate not to.