THE government has told the BBC not to prejudice the public by referring to the T-800 as the Terminator.
THE sun is shining, which means that you can only look in enviously at the comforts of your home while you chew meat in the garden.
THE Greek people are ready to give their final yes or no vote on an unknown issue that will decide their entire future.
DOLPHINS are vicious, brutal thugs spoiling for a fight with humanity, it has emerged.
A CITY accountancy firm has advertised for a trained specialist to deal with its demanding daily coffee round.
LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.
COMPLETE nobody Roy Hobbs is demanding tough action be taken against Greece.
HEATHROW’S third runway will be discreetly hidden inside a cliff face with palm trees that fold down when planes launch.