THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.
ELDERLY people are to get vital heart exercise from people jumping out of their cupboards dressed as the undead.
GUESTS on Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs are actually abandoned on a remote Pacific atoll, the BBC has revealed.
THOUSANDS of middle class people are receiving emergency lack of perspective treatment following the cancellation of Secret Cinema.
THE public has called for the RBS bankers who made a £1 billion profit to be replaced by bungling hate figures.
DRIVERS of 4x4 offroad vehicles are campaigning for more challenging roads with rubble and other hazards.
SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.