BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.
THE creator of Bitcoin has been revealed as a mere mortal who cannot dispense hearts, brains or courage.
GROWN-UPS should stop expecting to be treated as if they are special once a year, it has been claimed.
GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.
NATIONALISM continues to be the best way of making everything better, it has been confirmed.
PROFESSIONAL careers advisors have admitted that their job is awful so they should probably shut up.
THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.
STONEHENGE was a set of primitive percussion instruments used to keep kids busy on rainy days, it has emerged.