A ROBIN has described its intense dislike of everything associated with Christmas.
NOT being allowed to take a backpack into the National Gallery is proof that terrorism has won, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN’S middle class landlords have admitted that they are just like Walter White from Breaking Bad.
A 43-YEAR-OLD man has become so emotionally attached to the seasoned hardwood logs in his woodshed that he is refusing to let anyone burn them.
A WELSH criminal has been sentenced to live in London.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.
A MUM’S desire to ‘do something different’ at Christmas has been met with fear and suspicion by her family, it has emerged.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.