CHEEKY 70s bus driver Stan Butler has been appointed guest editor of the Daily Mail.
DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre insisted his ‘legs-it’ front page was ‘a bit of fun’ in a voice that made everyone think of a derelict Victorian hospital.
CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.
WORKERS have expressed no surprise that their strange new colleague was educated by his parents.
A WOMAN'S excitement at eating a Creme Egg is visibly turning to remorse.
A CULTURAL event is unaccountably taking place outside of London, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who are generally not that engaged with world events have stepped up to defend stretchy jogging bottoms.