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Abu Qatada appointed UK’s jihad tsar
07-02-12
RADICAL Islamic cleric Abu Qatada is to overhaul British Islamo-fascism after being named as the country's first jihad 'tsar'.
Rail bonuses to be replaced with knackered bus
07-02-12
THE £20 million bonus pool for Network Rail bosses is to be repeatedly postponed then replaced by a former school bus.
Dickens no longer relevant to thieving street orphans
06-02-12
THE works of Charles Dickens have nothing to offer London's 21st Century thieving underclass, say experts.
Google kicks Queen in the face
06-02-12
GOOGLE has kicked the Queen squarely in the teeth, it has been confirmed.
Snow continues to be the same
06-02-12
THIS year's snow is the same as last year's, it has been confirmed.
Scottish expedition discovers then deep-fries massive prawn
03-02-12
MARINE biologists from Scotland have discovered, deep-fried and eaten the world's biggest prawn.
William to appease Argentina with Nazi uniform
03-02-12
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
