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AMERICA DIVIDED OVER WATERBOARDING OF CHILDREN
09-02-10

ImageTHE arrest of a US soldier accused of sticking his daughter's head in a sink has sparked a national debate over when it is acceptable to water-board a child.

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YES, ETHEL AUSTIN WAS STILL GOING, SAY ADMINISTRATORS
09-02-10

ImageADMINISTRATORS were last night called in to retail chain Ethel Austin, as thousands insisted it definitely went out of business no later than 1961.

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BRANGELINA SPLIT FORETOLD IN BOOK OF ISIAH
09-02-10

ImagePASSAGES in the Old Testament predict the current relationship problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to a leading academic.

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ALI DIZAEI: WHERE HE WENT WRONG
09-02-10

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SHAMED police chief Ali Dizaei's attempt to frame an innocent man was littered with 'schoolboy errors', his former colleagues said last night.

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TEA PARTY ENDS WITH TRADITIONAL THROWING OF THE FAECES
08-02-10

ImageTHE American Tea Party movement closed its convention yesterday with a traditional throwing of freshly deposited faeces.

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46 YEAR-OLD MAN SELLS VIRGINITY IN LOCAL FREESHEET
05-02-10

ImageA QUIET, middle-aged science fiction and traction engine enthusiast has advertised his virginity for £6 or nearest offer.

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TOYOTA URGED TO LEAVE STING'S PRIUS ALONE
05-02-10

ImageTOYOTA was last night urged to fix the brakes on more than 250,000 Prius hybrids as quickly as possible, except Sting's.

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MOBILE PHONES NOW CLEVERER THAN TEENAGERS
04-02-10

ImageMOST mobile phones are now more intelligent than their teenage owners, it emerged last night.

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