A SPECIAL working class-themed private school has been established for the children of Labour MPs worried about social inequality.

STOCK markets plunged today after President Obama unveiled a far-reaching crackdown on banks that will leave your overdraft exactly as large as it is now.

SCIENTISTS are no longer bothered by the prospect of bees dying out, after discovering it is not that big a deal.

HUNDREDS of years of British animosity toward the French were written off last night after Air France said it would make fatty buy two seats.

THE inventor of the world wide web has unveiled a new website which could eventually reveal the precise reason why Britain is no longer a suitable habitat for human beings.

AMERICAN and British soldiers who take down Taleban fighters with a single shot have received thank you letters from Jesus, it emerged last night.

OBESE Americans last night rejected Jamie Oliver's latest food campaign by deep frying him in hog fat and eating his head.