THE future of the BBC should be based on a culture of making good programmes instead of rubbish ones, according to a leading think tank.

THE FBI has issued computer generated images of what Osama Bin Laden would look like now, just in case you have seen him and not realised.

NICK Clegg has renewed his attack on Gina Ford, claiming the popular baby mechanic looks like fat Nazi Herman Goering.

BRITAIN'S new drugs czar has claimed that cannabis can make dub reggae enjoyable for white people.

THE last great battle of our time was underway last night as Google and China began fighting for control of every living thing on the face of the Earth.

BRITAIN'S police could once again be able to kick the bejesus out of terror suspects after stop and search powers were declared illegal by some communist homosexuals.

THE average school lunch box now contains at least three items that, technically, are not food, according to a new survey.