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Fears Grow As Fox Spotted On Top Of Horse
FEARS of a brutal fox insurgency were growing last night after one of them was spotted trying to ride a horse.
Festival-Goers Warned Over Non-Corporate Sponsored Drugs
AS the summer festival season gets under way, organisers have warned against using ecstasy, cocaine and skunk that does not carry the logo of an official sponsor.
Light Sabres Potentially Deadly But Also Incredibly Cool, Say Experts
POWERFUL light sabres sold online could be lethal but are nevertheless amazing, according to experts.
Police Can't Stand Another Minute Of Birmingham
WEST Midlands Police have withdrawn a CCTV scheme after admitting they
can no longer just sit there, staring at Birmingham.
You're On Your Own, Say Guide Dogs
BLIND people across Britain were bumping into things today after thousands of guide dogs deserted their posts.
Cameron Praises Britain's Gay Subcultures
THE prime minister has praised Britain's homosexual subcultures as 'the
best in the world'.
Karen Matthews Breeding 'Unforeseeable', Say Social Services
NOBODY could have reasonably predicted that somebody would want to have sex with Karen Matthews, according to a new report.
Queen To Put Balls In Her Mouth For First Time Since 1957
THE Queen is to put some balls in her mouth for the first time in more than 50 years, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.
