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Working In A Call Centre Is Just Awful, Say Experts
NO matter which way you try to finesse it, working in a call centre will crush you, according to a new study.
Stop Asking Us Things, Say Men
RESEARCH showing that men lie more than women is proof they should stop
asking them awkward questions in the first place, say scientists.
Billy Joel To Write Song About Greedy Engaged Couples
JOHN Lewis has commissioned Billy Joel to write a beautiful, poignant song about engaged couples and their wedding lists.
Beyonce Launches Branded Stomach Wipes
POP icon Beyonce has launched a range of branded products designed to help self-pleasuring male fans to clean up after themselves.
Music Dead
MILLIONS of pop fans were in shock yesterday as the re-release of Three
Lions killed music like a dog in the street.
Doctor Who Fans To Leave Their Houses
DOCTOR Who fans across Britain are facing the prospect of leaving their homes and talking to other people.
Tax Hit Middle Class Threatens Widespread Passive-Aggression
BRITAIN'S middle classes are threatening all-out passive-aggression if the government raises tax on all the nice things they like.
Man Loses Job For Saying Russians Are Corrupt
A MAN lost his job last night for claiming that Russians love bribing people.
