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Man visits Post Office without catching anything
16-12-11
A 38-YEAR-OLD male has confounded medical experts by visiting a post Office in December without getting anyone's cold.
Energy costs will only rise by £110 as long as it's really, really windy
15-12-11
CLAIMS that Britain's green energy revolution will cost consumers
thousands of pounds have been dismissed by people who believe it is
going to be windy.
Big fat Scottish guy to sort out troubled families
15-12-11
TROUBLED families will be helped by a great big Scottish bloke who is taking none of their shit.
High streets still the best place for a drunken fight
15-12-11
THE government has laid out its vision of a modern high street based around Britain's love of fighting.
Queen unveils plan for foul-mouthed jubilee tirade
15-12-11
PLANS for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee will include a speech of unimaginable filth.
Scientist who discovered secrets of bird erection battling not to have it named after him
14-12-11
THE scientist who discovered how large birds achieve erection has urged his colleagues not to name it after him.
Attenborough died in 1972, admits BBC
14-12-11
DAVID Attenborough has been faked using lookalikes and special effects for nearly 40 years, the BBC has revealed.
'God particle' does not believe in God
13-12-11
THE particle named after God last night stressed it was not religious in any way.
