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BNP Question Time To Replace Christmas For Guardian Readers
THE British National Party's annual appearance on Question Time is set to become the new festive season for Guardian readers.
Medium-Sized Potato Tops Christmas Toy Charts
A MEDIUM-sized King Edward potato is 2009's most popular Christmas toy among recession-hit parents.
Church Of Scientology Guilty Of Acting Like A Church
A FRENCH court's decision to fine the Church of Scientology for making outrageous promises based on absolutely nothing last night sent shockwaves of fear through the world's major religions.
Millions Volunteer To Fire A Crossbow At Aa Gill
MILLIONS of people last night demanded the chance to fire a crossbow at the restaurant critic AA Gill to see exactly how happy it would make them.
Meat-Eaters To Finally Be Treated Like Smokers
MEAT-eaters are, at long last, to be treated like smokers, it has been confirmed.
Iceland Begins Desperate Search For New Cheesey Gristle Supplier
ICELAND has begun the search for a new supplier of thin slabs of gristle covered with a slice of processed yellow dairy product.
Credit Card Firms Told To Stop Leaving Horses' Heads Everywhere
CREDIT card firms are facing a crackdown on practices such as leaving a horse's head at the bottom of your bed or killing you and then stuffing you in an oil drum.
Google Urged To Help Victims Of U2 Concert
GOOGLE has been urged to provide emergency aid for all those caught up in Sunday night's live U2 webcast from California.
