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Women offered chance to give birth anally
25-01-12
WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.
Obama attacked for not calling Republicans a bunch of dicks
25-01-12
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
TFL promises uninterrupted tosspottery
25-01-12
TUBE travellers will be able to broadcast their ignorance even when 150 foot underground by summer, promise TFL.
Occupy record 'may have a rap in it'
25-01-12
THE impending first release on the Occupy movement's record label may feature a short burst of rapping, experts have warned.
Gordon Ramsay's face 'cuts bowel cancer risk'
24-01-12
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet
can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.
Key financial decisions now based on free toy
24-01-12
BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a 'plush toy', it has emerged.
Furious entertainment industry promises year from hell
24-01-12
THE entertainment industry has responded to last week's internet blackout by vowing to make 2012 a new low in the history of entertainment.
OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people
24-01-12
BRITAIN'S poor people have finally conceded defeat and vowed to find work first thing this morning. 
