A MAJORITY of Britons would support a retro, 80s-style war with Argentina, especially if it was narrated by Stuart Maconie, it emerged last night.
NOEL Edmonds' wife was being questioned by police last night over why she has failed to smother him in his sleep.
CHERYL Cole's refusal to indulge in graphic sexual misdemeanours is causing 'deep and lasting pain' to Britain's men, it emerged yesterday.
A BRITISH businessman has been named as the prime suspect in the death of a billionaire intent on taking over the world.
HILLARY Clinton opened a new chapter in the West's diplomatic relations with Iran yesterday by describing the country as 600,000 square miles of sand-infested whackjobs.
NATO's latest Afghan strategy aims to wean the Taliban off Islamic fundamentalism and onto obsessing about their living rooms.
POOR people are having hours of glorious, acrobatic sex, unencumbered by the nuisance of condoms, it emerged last night.