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Britain may have to do some actual work
17-01-12
BRITAIN faces the prospect of having to remove its finger from its arse.
'Oh no! It's the Daily Telegraph!' says Scotland
17-01-12
SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph.
Gove reminds everyone how pointless the Queen is
16-01-12
MICHAEL Gove today called for everyone to get annoyed about the Queen's unrelenting pointlessness.
The Artist named this year’s 'amaaayzing' film
16-01-12
A BLACK-and-white tribute to the golden age of silent cinema, has been
named this year's most 'amaaayzing' film by people you will overhear in coffee shops.
Clegg wants unbearably middle class economy with shit adverts
16-01-12
NICK Clegg wants the British economy to be filled with middle class kitchen utensils and adverts made by bastards.
Councils granted right to remove vehicles if in a tow-y kind of mood
13-01-12
LOCAL authorities celebrated last night after a High Court ruling gave them the right to impound cars just totally on a whim.
Jay-Z buys extravagant garden shed
13-01-12
RAPPER Jay-Z has purchased a million-dollar garden shed following the birth of his daughter, it has emerged.
Brit Awards condemned by mental health charities
13-01-12
PEOPLE suffering from depression should avoid looking at the Brit Awards, according to mental health experts.
