ADMINISTRATORS were last night called in to retail chain Ethel Austin, as thousands insisted it definitely went out of business no later than 1961.
PASSAGES in the Old Testament predict the current relationship problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to a leading academic.
SHAMED police chief Ali Dizaei's attempt to frame an innocent man was littered with 'schoolboy errors', his former colleagues said last night.
THE American Tea Party movement closed its convention yesterday with a traditional throwing of freshly deposited faeces.
A QUIET, middle-aged science fiction and traction engine enthusiast has advertised his virginity for £6 or nearest offer.
TOYOTA was last night urged to fix the brakes on more than 250,000 Prius hybrids as quickly as possible, except Sting's.
MOST mobile phones are now more intelligent than their teenage owners, it emerged last night.
OSAMA Bin Laden would find himself at the sharp end of a £200 fine if he was tried in a British court, Cherie Blair said last night.
News
ADMINISTRATORS were last night called in to retail chain Ethel Austin, as thousands insisted it definitely went out of business no later than 1961.
PASSAGES in the Old Testament predict the current relationship problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to a leading academic.
A QUIET, middle-aged science fiction and traction engine enthusiast has advertised his virginity for £6 or nearest offer.
MOST mobile phones are now more intelligent than their teenage owners, it emerged last night.