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Women wrong, says cleverest person in world
05-01-12
THE fundamental wrongness of women has been established beyond doubt.
La Senza pins hopes on Human Centipede range
04-01-12
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
Britain really fancies a pint
04-01-12
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
Healthy eating campaign makes Britons want to die younger
04-01-12
THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.
Mail becomes cause of and solution to racism
04-01-12
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
Female MPs overlooked for promotion when they pose for GQ
03-01-12
WOMEN MPs who get all dolled-up and pose for men's magazines are not taken seriously, experts have claimed.
The net closes in on Prince Philip
03-01-12
PRINCE Philip has begun a damage limitation exercise after human remains were discovered at Sandringham.
