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 The suspect's name is Billy-Sue Jim-Joe, or some such
VICE presidential candidate Joe Biden was last night urged to reveal who his vice president will be when Barak Obama is assassinated by a racist psychopath.
As police foiled the first swivel-eyed redneck conspiracy to target the would-be president, senior Democrats called on Biden to add a third name to the ticket.
Congressman Tab Logan, said: "Most people are expecting Obama to be knocked off within a couple of years, so it's only fair that we tell them who the next vice president will be.
"Out of respect for the late President Obama I think it should be another black guy. What about Samuel L Jackson? No, hang on, Chris Rock."
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