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ANN SUMMERS MOVES UPMARKET WITH CROTCHLESS EVENING GOWN

ANN Summers is moving upmarket with a new range aimed at the middle classes, including a stunning open-crotch evening gown.

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HOW TO AVOID GERRY THIS SUMMER

London: 5th June, 1939

THE Foreign and Commonwealth Office is advising British holidaymakers to steer clear of continental Europe this summer, warning that it may be full of Germans.

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AMERICA WAITS FOR CLINTON TO F*CK OFF

AMERICA was waiting with bated breath last night as Hillary Clinton signalled she may be about to fuck off.

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LORD COE'S OLYMPIC BLOG

LORD Sebastian Coe is one of life's winners, whether I'm thrashing Steve Ovett to take the 1500m gold in Moscow, single-handedly bringing the Olympics back to London, or becoming head boy by exposing my rivals as communist sympathisers.

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