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TEENAGERS URGED TO SPONGE GROINS AFTER SEX

TEENAGERS are being urged to sponge themselves thoroughly following a sharp increase in young person's sex diseases.
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YET ANOTHER BATMAN FILM WITHOUT THE BATUSI

HOLLYWOOD'S A-list has gathered in New York for the premiere of the latest Batman film not to feature the Batusi.
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RONNIE WOOD FINALLY SLOWS DOWN

ROLLING Stone Ronnie Wood has ditched his punishing regime of endless cocaine binges for the more sedate lifestyle of month-long drinking sessions with Russian barmaids.
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MY BIG GAP YEAR

Dispatches from Poppy Spalding Friday: Beijing This week finds me in the capital of China – somewhere I have dreamed of coming ever since the age of five when my parents bought me my first round of banana fritters.
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