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TRANQUILISERS REPLACE TELEVISION AS WORLD’S FAVOURITE CHILDMINDER

CRUSHING anti-psychotic drugs into some yogurt has replaced television as the world's most popular method of child care, new research shows. 

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HESTON DEMANDS RIGHT TO SHOOT ANGELS

DEAD acting legend Charlton Heston has launched a campaign for the right to shoot angels with a variety of high powered assault weapons.

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NAOMI CAMPBELL TO WRESTLE A BEAR

SUPERMODEL Naomi Campbell has agreed to take part in a televised brawl with a bear.

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MY BIG GAP YEAR

Despatches from Poppy Spalding

Monday: Sydney, Australia

My first week on the road finds me in Sydney, which is a bit like London, only with more sun and fewer Australians.

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