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NEW DICTIONARY REFLECTS BRITAIN’S LOVE AFFAIR WITH SEXUAL DEVIANCY

TERMS including 'frogging', 'donkey handbag' and 'eine Mosley schaften' have all been included in the new Chambers English Dictionary.
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AL QAEDA TO FIRE FAT GUY AT CANARY WHARF

THE only thing more dangerous to the UK than terrorism and obesity is a combination of the two, experts said last night.
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BANK OF ENGLAND TOLD TO CHEER THE FUCK UP

THE Bank of England was last night told to give it a rest for a few weeks, or at least start things off with a joke.
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MY BIG GAP YEAR

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MONDAY: BANGKOK

LAST week, I had meant to go to Cambodia to further my investigations into Gary Glitter, but reconsidered after reading on My Space that DJ Rico was playing practically a stone’s throw from my hostel in Hanoi this weekend: Saturday night at the Lotus in Bangkok.  Coincidence? I think not.
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