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POSH'S BREASTS JOIN CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

VICTORIA Beckham's breasts have become Scientologists as part of a daring strategy to carve out an independent life for themselves in Los Angeles. 

 

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QUEEN 'DID NOT DRUG A HORSE', ADMITS BBC

The BBC has apologised to the Queen for wrongly implying she drugged a horse during Royal Ascot.

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Christopher Walken remembers the 1982 World Snooker Championships

DIDDLY-dee! diddily-dee! That’s the sound the wheels on a train make – diddly-dee! diddly-dee! I hate that noise, I hate it almost as much as I do Adam Sandler movies, so I pulled the emergency chord above my head, bringing the 12.57 from King’s Cross to Sheffield, shuddering to a halt.

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