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REID LAUNCHES TERRORIST PHOTOCARD SCHEME

ALL terrorists operating in Britain will need to be licensed and registered before they can commit their psychotic outrages, the Government announced yesterday.
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GOVERNMENT TO TACKLE BINGE-W*NKING

THE legal age for masturbation is to be raised to 18 as part of a series of measures aimed at tackling binge-wanking among teenage boys.
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CLIMATE CHANGE LINK TO GINGERS

THE first clear link between ginger hair and climate change has been established by scientists at Dundee University.
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'I WAS THERE'

Christopher Walken remembers the 1982 World Snooker Championships

DIDDLY-dee! diddily-dee! That’s the sound the wheels on a train make – diddly-dee! diddly-dee! I hate that noise, I hate it almost as much as I do Adam Sandler movies, so I pulled the emergency chord above my head, bringing the 12.57 from King’s Cross to Sheffield, shuddering to a halt.
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