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ALCOHOL IS A CORRUPTING INFLUENCE ON THE POOR, INSISTS LADIES TEMPERANCE LEAGUE

THE drinking of alcoholic liquer prevents the poor from carrying out their duties and if left unchecked will hasten the demise of the Empire, the Ladies Temperance League has warned.
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LIFE UNDER MUGABE BETTER THAN LIFE UNDER HARRY, SAYS CHELSY

FORMER Royal girlfriend Chelsy Davy is to return to Zimbabwe rather than spend another minute underneath Prince Harry, friends said last night.
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MET CHIEF REFUSES TO RESIGN AFTER SETTING FIRE TO A TRAMP

METROPOLITAN  Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair has refused to resign despite setting fire to a tramp in central London.
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LAST week, I had meant to go to Cambodia to further my investigations into Gary Glitter, but reconsidered after reading on My Space that DJ Rico was playing practically a stone’s throw from my hostel in Hanoi this weekend: Saturday night at the Lotus in Bangkok.  Coincidence? I think not.
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