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BRITISH iPHONE TO INCLUDE A SENSE OF FAIR PLAY - AND RACISM

THE British version of the Apple iPhone will come with an inbuilt stiff upper lip, a sense of fair play - and racism.
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ENERGY COCKTAILS MAKE YOU SHAG ALL NIGHT, DOCTORS WARN

MIXING alcohol with energy drinks stops you from falling asleep in discos and makes you fornicate like a rabbit, leading doctors warned last night.
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UN URGES MUSHARRAF TO HIT LAWYERS HARDER

PAKISTAN president Pervez Musharraf was last night accused of ‘cynical populism’ after he ordered his police to round up thousands of lawyers and hit them with sticks.
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LAST week, I had meant to go to Cambodia to further my investigations into Gary Glitter, but reconsidered after reading on My Space that DJ Rico was playing practically a stone’s throw from my hostel in Hanoi this weekend: Saturday night at the Lotus in Bangkok.  Coincidence? I think not.
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