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Opinion
MY BIG GAP YEAR
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
MONDAY: BANGKOK
LAST week, I had meant to go to Cambodia to further my investigations into Gary Glitter, but reconsidered after reading on My Space that DJ Rico was playing practically a stone’s throw from my hostel in Hanoi this weekend: Saturday night at the Lotus in Bangkok. Coincidence? I think not.