ALL THE mothers at the school gate are horrendously competitive about their children’s progress, according to a mother who can think of nothing else.
A WOMAN is struggling to work out which of the unfamiliar smiling faces on her Facebook page she is supposed to recognise.
A LUCKY bastard of a schoolkid has got art this morning, then drama and then he's got history after lunch.
THE first class sections of regional trains do not feature the opulent luxury and fine dining experiences of the Orient Express, a man has found.
LONDON is today in the grip of normality, with millions having their breakfast then going to work.
A PASSENGER on a Jeddah-London flight has explained that while laptops may be banned he has a MacBook, which is different.
GOOGLE has introduced a new tool for users who keep doing searches about whether their partner is really 'the one'.
ECONOMISTS have explained what rising inflation means by asking if you remember the fourth-hand Chopper bike you got for your birthday in 1978.