THE general public has been warned of the health and safety pitfalls of dancing on Thatcher's grave.
THOUSANDS of people under 35 are rejoicing at the demise of a woman they once read about.
EVERYONE in Britain north of Birmingham is already very drunk indeed.
NEW youth police commissioners must be at least 54 and really into the first six albums by Yes.
LOSS-MAKING families are to be sold off by the government.