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Thatcher's grave 'not a nightclub'
THE general public has been warned of the health and safety pitfalls of dancing on Thatcher's grave.
People with no idea who Thatcher was 'ecstatic' that she's dead
THOUSANDS of people under 35 are rejoicing at the demise of a woman they once read about.
Northern Britain already hammered
EVERYONE in Britain north of Birmingham is already very drunk indeed.
New teen police commissioners to be at least 54
NEW youth police commissioners must be at least 54 and really into the first six albums by Yes.
Unprofitable families to be privatised
LOSS-MAKING families are to be sold off by the government.
