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Man accidentally joins conversation about Mooncups

A 31 YEAR-OLD man has been left with post-traumatic stress disorder after accidentally joining female colleagues in a conversation about Mooncups.

Center Parcs is Brexit heaven, scientists confirm

CENTER Parcs is heaven for people who voted Leave, it has been confirmed.

Woman who is her own harshest critic gives glowing review again

A WOMAN who claims to be highly critical of herself has decided she is doing brilliantly.

Fresher gets free condom that will stay in his wallet for next three years

A FRESHER has been given a free condom that will stay in his pocket throughout university.

49-year-old teased about his bike

A MIDDLE-AGED man is very upset after being teased about having a cheap bike.

Ryanair cancellations 'act of kindness in many ways'

FLIGHT cancellations mean that thousands will be spared the ordeal of travelling with Ryanair, it has emerged.

London house prices falling because it is horrible

HOUSE prices in London have slumped because the city is an awful consumerist nightmare, it has been claimed.

Dog cancels important garden visit due to rain

A DOG has confirmed the cancellation of a trip to the garden because of poor weather conditions.