A MAN instinctively knows that all music made since about 2002 is shit without even having to hear it, he has revealed.
THE NHS must stop frittering money on fancy operations with all the latest equipment and drugs, ministers have claimed.
THE numbers of incredibly irritating people who are prepared to be 'chuggers' is dangerously low, charities have warned.
DELICATE little flowers who claim they are woken by the slightest thing have been instructed to get over themselves.
DONALD Trump’s closest adviser is a small boy who is the biggest bullshitter in his school, it has emerged.
A SPIDER has broken an unspoken agreement to remain in the same highly visible spot in the bathroom.
TEENAGE bastards playing music on a bus are fully aware that it is annoying everyone else, it has emerged.
HARDWARE and building supplies retailer Screwfix has introduced a ‘sexy and stylish’ dress code.