A WOMAN who keeps voting for Conservative governments cannot understand why her local services are terrible.
A NUMBER of Bovis houses have appeared on shelves at TK Maxx after recent damage to the brand.
THE Dalai Lama has claimed that he is not bothered about getting 50,000 ‘Likes' for his last Facebook post.
A WOMAN has decided against having children because it is loads of hassle.
MANY Britons wrongly assume they can still drink as much as they used to, it has emerged.
A MAN instinctively knows that all music made since about 2002 is shit without even having to hear it, he has revealed.
THE NHS must stop frittering money on fancy operations with all the latest equipment and drugs, ministers have claimed.
THE numbers of incredibly irritating people who are prepared to be 'chuggers' is dangerously low, charities have warned.