AMANDA Knox has pretty much accepted that she will be in and out of prison on a rolling eight year cycle.
FREEZING Britons expect the newly-Arctic UK to lead to a spate of compelling crime-based television.
DAFT Punk's masks have provoked outrage among robots.
FILM researchers have discovered that The Goonies is actually dreadful.
BRITAIN'S millions of internet addicts could be weaned onto less damaging drugs like LSD and ecstasy.
PARENTS have told children who misbehave that they will have to answer to Eddie Mair.
THE Duchess of Cambridge gets through tedious public engagements with a cocktail of illegal drugs, it has emerged.