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Knox resigned to spending four out of every eight years in prison
AMANDA Knox has pretty much accepted that she will be in and out of prison on a rolling eight year cycle.
Will snow lead to better crime dramas?
FREEZING Britons expect the newly-Arctic UK to lead to a spate of compelling crime-based television.
Daft Punk 'offensive to robots'
DAFT Punk's masks have provoked outrage among robots.
Goonies awful, say experts
FILM researchers have discovered that The Goonies is actually dreadful.
Internet addicts could be weaned onto drugs
BRITAIN'S millions of internet addicts could be weaned onto less damaging drugs like LSD and ecstasy.
Parents threaten children with Eddie Mair
PARENTS have told children who misbehave that they will have to answer to Eddie Mair.
Kate ‘usually mashed’
THE Duchess of Cambridge gets through tedious public engagements with a cocktail of illegal drugs, it has emerged.