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Women 'not manly enough for Formula One'
WOMEN are not sufficiently manly to be racing drivers, according to Stirling Moss.

Horses declare war on humanity
HORSES are now at war with humans.

'£4.80 windfall ruined my life'
MINIMUM wage worker Tom Logan believes the extra £4.80 he earned yesterday nearly ended up destroying him.

Vince Cable really into The Wanted
VINCE Cable criticised One Direction because he loves The Wanted, it has emerged.

Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars
JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.

Thatcher wigs sell out across UK
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.

