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John Lewis bonus paid in garlic presses and glass paperweights
JOHN Lewis has announced that its 17% staff bonuses will be paid in the form of non-essential household accessories.
'Mum hair' actually designed to ward off men
MIDDLE-AGED mothers get that 'interesting' short haircut so men will leave them alone, it has emerged.
You are not a PhD astrophysicist
JUST watching a lot of BBC4 does not make you a qualified astrophysicist, it has been claimed.
Rihanna treats fans to internal organ snaps
POP singer Rihanna has treated fans to MRI scans of her internal organs.
Parents working just to avoid their kids
THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.
I am the greatest thing of all time, says bacon
BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.
