MEL Gibson is to make the next Scottish referendum into a thrilling but poorly researched action movie.
BRITAIN is really warming to the idea of re-doing a referendum if the first result was a disappointment.
A WOMAN has discovered she is not all that popular after moving to a part of London that is quite hard to travel to.
MINISTERS have confirmed plans to build affordable shithole houses across the UK.
RIGHT-WINGERS in the US are totally fine with a young woman being in a relationship with some sort of hideous buffalo man, they have confirmed.
A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.
A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.
A MAN whose BBC interview was interrupted by a family has admitted breaking into their house to use their broadband.
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