A GROUP of middle-aged dads are to spend an evening remembering just how off their tits they got in their younger years.
ANY lay-by, alleyway or domestic garden that does not display a ‘No Fly Tipping’ sign is open for fly-tipping, local authorities have confirmed.
DONALD Trump and Vladimir Putin have had the first nasty row of their until-now harmonious relationship.
ANYONE fleeing Syria because of US airstrikes is not a refugee but a terrorist, the US has confirmed.
CHINA'S leader has been reflecting on why he must travel so far to meet a moron.
FAMILIES who take term-time holidays risk a fine if they show off about it on social media, it has been confirmed.
A SOBBING Nigel Farage has told his fellow MEPs that they are his truest friends and leaving them will be the greatest sorrow of his life.
A MAN who wants to return to pre-decimal currency after Brexit is too thick to understand the confusing system, it has emerged.