A CULTURAL event is unaccountably taking place outside of London, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who are generally not that engaged with world events have stepped up to defend stretchy jogging bottoms.
A MAN who has benefited from constantly rising property prices somehow believes it is due to his excellent business skills.
A WOMAN who has time-travelled by an hour is struggling to convince colleagues that she is from the past.
A FATHER who cannot tell the difference between LinkedIn and Facebook has sent his daughter a touching birthday message she will never read.
A WOMAN’S clothes have entered their fifth day trapped in the washing machine with no escape in sight.
A MAN has been forced to 'like' an unfunny comment left on his Facebook page out of years of friendship.
THE British class system has been broken down to two types of people, those who say ketchup and those who say red sauce, it has emerged.