A PET dog cannot wait for his owners to come back so they can see how he has remodelled the house.
THE government is to make sex education compulsory for all UK citizens who are terrible at sex, it has confirmed.
FOLLOWING Ghostbusters and Stranger Things, the latest 80s revival is Nathan Muir’s relationship with Nikki Hollis from 1988.
BRITAIN’S elderly will be cared for by their china dogs, milkmaids and ladies in fancy hats, the government has announced.
A LONDONER is desperate to hear more about the provinces after learning of ‘life forms beyond the M25’.
DONALD Trump is currently hiding from the media as if he owes them two months’ rent money, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Cameron and George Osborne were in charge of putting the names of Oscar winners in the right envelopes, it has emerged.
THERE are always fewer Mini Eggs in a bag than even the lowest estimate, mathematicians have confirmed.