Opinion

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory
02-02-12
With Mel’s advancing years and poor diet, he’s probably more familiar with asteroids' grizzlier cousin, hemorrhoids.
One survivor's week, with Karen Fenessey
19-01-12
It's no secret that some of the things I write make pretty difficult
reading. But this one has literally killed me. Costa Concordia 2012 – I
was there.

Julian Cook's science laboratory
04-01-12
It is almost like the seabed is Albert Square, the Queen Vic is its
super-heated, noxious spewing hole and the community of gruesome,
spineless jokes-of-nature are the cast of Eastenders.
One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
21-12-11
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? That's the question I like to
ask of Great Britain’s turkey population at this time of year. Sadly,
the answer is usually ‘yes’.
Stylish Masturbator, with Dermot Jaye
12-12-11
The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity.
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
07-12-11
I'd like to say I understand your problems but I'm in Thailand with my
wife Pae Pwang-O'Connor maxing, relaxing and watching her play tennis in
a bikini and heels.
Julian Cook's science laboratory
01-12-11
I understand their pain better than most having recently watched the 28
Days Later actor, Cillian Murphy, talking about his latest sci-fi
smash, In Time, in which he co-stars with the vital young rapper, Justin
Timberlake. 
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
23-11-11
I don’t think anyone other than a woman who was born into poverty would do some of the things I request in bed.


