Opinion

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

02-02-12
With Mel’s advancing years and poor diet, he’s probably more familiar with asteroids' grizzlier cousin, hemorrhoids.

One survivor's week, with Karen Fenessey

19-01-12
It's no secret that some of the things I write make pretty difficult reading. But this one has literally killed me. Costa Concordia 2012 – I was there.

Stylish Masturbator, with Dermot Jaye

12-01-12
'Hey Dermot, is that you in there, masturbating?'

Julian Cook's science laboratory

04-01-12
It is almost like the seabed is Albert Square, the Queen Vic is its super-heated, noxious spewing hole and the community of gruesome, spineless jokes-of-nature are the cast of Eastenders.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

21-12-11
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? That's the question I like to ask of Great Britain’s turkey population at this time of year. Sadly, the answer is usually ‘yes’.

Stylish Masturbator, with Dermot Jaye

12-12-11
The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

07-12-11
I'd like to say I understand your problems but I'm in Thailand with my wife Pae Pwang-O'Connor maxing, relaxing and watching her play tennis in a bikini and heels.

Julian Cook's science laboratory

01-12-11
I understand their pain better than most having recently watched the 28 Days Later actor, Cillian Murphy, talking about his latest sci-fi smash, In Time, in which he co-stars with the vital young rapper, Justin Timberlake.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

23-11-11

I don’t think anyone other than a woman who was born into poverty would do some of the things I request in bed.

The new Mash Book - Welcome to the Mental Hospital

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