Opinion
One Woman's Week: Getting My Scapegoat
By Karen Fenessey
WHEN I was a younger woman, I flirted with the idea of getting into politics because of my diplomatic skills, impeccably high moral standards and vocabulary consisting of roughly a million words. This is why I cannot fathom how recent events have come to decimate our once so fabulous government.
Dream Doctor Toby: The Mystery Of The Dolphins...
Dear Doctor Toby,
I am in the ocean, it is sunny and warm and peaceful. I feel safe and relaxed for the first time in ages. Then a dolphin comes to see me. He is happy, and this makes me happy. And then his dolphin friends come and see me too and they form a circle around me, just below the water...
My Big Gap Year: Walk Like A Reincarnated Egyptian
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
I've always believed I am the reincarnation of the lush, gold-plated boy king, Tutankhamun. That is why it was imperative that I returned to my old stomping ground of ancient Egypt to check out my pyramids and cop some rays.
One Woman's Week: I-D-I!
By Karen Fenessey
WHAT would you do if your parents knew exactly what your willy or vagina looked like?
My Big Gap Year: Arabian Tights
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
Tuesday: Dubai
DUBAI, Dubai - so good they named it twice. I've never seen so much money crammed into one space - even the eye spaces in the ladies' veils are filled in with diamonds. It's the sort of place where everyone's dreams really can come true - as long as your dream isn't to have a noisy shag on a beach.
Dream Doctor Toby: He Interprets Your Dreams
Case no. 2: Charles and the Juggernaut
Dear Dr Toby
One Woman's Week: She's Not Keeping Someone Else's Baby
By Karen Fenessey
I THINK that in this day and age, when a woman as exemplary as Madonna wants to adopt an impoverished child, we should just be damned grateful.
Dream Doctor Toby: He Interprets Your Dreams
Case No. 1: 'Tom and the rope bridge'
Dear Dr Toby,
I had a dream that I was crossing a rope bridge up high in the clouds and then I met an old school friend halfway...