THE Conservatives and Labour have unveiled Boris Johnson as their secret weapon.
THE union between England and Scotland is stupid and wrong, David Cameron has finally admitted.
ED Miliband has consolidated his polling lead among people who are legally children.
DAVID Cameron has urged England’s xenophobes to focus on Scottish people.
FORMER prime minister John Major has claimed the SNP is like Edwina Currie, but in a bad way.
SELF-SATISFIED Steiner couples are totally behind the Green Party, it has emerged.
SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.
ED Miliband has unveiled a raft of policies aimed at drunk women after high-level talks with a hen party.