the dailymash

Farage attacked by Scottish Farage

Is Clegg still deputy prime minister? asks Huhne

Dorries to be used as bait for UKIP freaks

Queen to crowbar cannabis legalisation into speech

THE Queen will announce the legalisation of cannabis tomorrow, against the government's wishes.

Lib Dems beaten by bright orange and yellow fascist

Tories not sufficiently unhinged, concedes Cameron

DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.

UKIP membership drive to include free golliwog

THE UK Independence Party has launched a membership drive offering a traditional British golliwog to anyone who joins by the end of May.

British vaginas are the best in the world, says Farage

NIGEL Farage has admitted conducting research into foreign female genitalia.