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DIMWITTED MEDIOCRITIES 'NOT ABOVE THE LAW'
08-02-10

ImageDIMWITS and mediocrities too stupid to get a proper job are not above the law, according to a legal expert.

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HALF OF MPs LIE THEIR WAY OUT OF REPAYING EXPENSES
04-02-10

ImageHALF of all MPs will be forced to repay expenses while the other half have somehow managed to lie their way out of it, according to a report published today.

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DEFICIT REDUCTION WAS BASED ON SALES OF 'BETWEEN THE WARS', ADMITS DARLING
19-01-10

ImageCHANCELLOR Alistair Darling has been forced to scrap his deficit reduction plan, admitting it was based entirely on sales of Billy Bragg's Between the Wars EP.

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AT LEAST SHE'S NOT GAY, SAYS ROBINSON
11-01-10

ImageNORTHERN Ireland's first minister last night thanked God that his corrupt, adulterous wife was not a lesbian whore.

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LABOUR BIG GUNS CLAIM GORDON BROWN IS STILL PRIME MINISTER
06-01-10

ImageLABOUR was dealt a blow today as two senior party figures claimed Gordon Brown was still prime minister.

 

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KILL THE POOR, SAYS CAMERON
21-12-09

ImageTHE Conservatives have pledged to bring in a new law guaranteeing the right to kill poor people, foreigners and socialists.

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LABOUR MP IS NAMED QUENTIN
11-12-09

ImageGORDON Brown's plan for a class war against the Conservatives was in tatters last night after it emerged that one of his MPs is named Quentin.

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TORIES TO BUY DARLING A HOUSE
10-12-09

ImageTHE Conservative Party last night offered to buy chancellor Alistair Darling the home of his dreams.

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BROWN UNVEILS RADICAL PACKAGE OF LIES AND BULLSHIT
07-12-09

ImageGORDON Brown today pledged to cut Britain's deficit with a radical package of outright lies.

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