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CALL US 'DEPLORABLE', UNION ORDERS BROWN
15-03-10

ImageBRITAIN'S biggest trade union today ordered Gordon Brown to describe it as 'deplorable'.

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LIB DEMS PLEDGE 20% INCREASE IN SEMEN-FILLED TUBE SOCKS
12-03-10

ImageNICK Clegg has pledged to raise the amount of semen coating the inside of Britain's tube socks by at least a fifth.

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TORY CAMPAIGN TO FOCUS ON MARGINAL WIVES
08-03-10

ImageTHE Conservative Party leadership are to shift the focus of their election campaign to securing the support of their own wives.

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LABOUR EYES POLL BOOST FROM RIPPER RELEASE
03-03-10

ImageGORDON Brown is considering granting parole to the Yorkshire Ripper in the hope of another opinion poll boost.

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ANGRY TAXPAYERS DEMAND TUTORIAL FROM LORD ASHCROFT
02-03-10

ImageVOTERS across Britain have expressed outrage at Lord Ashcroft's ability to avoid more tax than them.

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GORDON BROWN'S RAGING PSYCHOSIS: PART 4,680
24-02-10

ImageOH hello there, today's story of schizoid behaviour involves the chancellor, Alistair Darling...

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BROWN'S INSANITY 'DISTRACTING VOTERS FROM HOW BAD HE IS AT HIS JOB'
23-02-10

ImageCONSTANT coverage of Gordon Brown's psychosis is beginning to distract voters from how appalling he is at being prime minister, Labour strategists claimed last night.

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BROWN THREATENS TO DESTROY ANTI-BULLYING CHARITY
22-02-10

ImageGORDON Brown dismissed claims of bullying last night and threatened to ruin the life of anyone who says different.

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CAMERON 'PARTIAL TO A SPOT OF LIGHT PORN'
19-02-10

ImageTORY leader Dave Cameron has revealed he enjoys watching 'erotic thrillers' on late night television after the wife has gone to bed.

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