Politics

Miliband 'lacks video game skills to lead UK'
10-01-12
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband is stuck on Level 2-3 of Angry Birds, with a similarly poor performance at Fruit Ninja.

Britain has a motorway speed limit, claims minister
06-01-12
TRANSPORT Secretary Justine Greening believes there is currently some sort of legal limit to how fast Britons can go on the motorway, it has emerged.

Clegg's mum writes angry letter to Cameron's mum
13-12-11
NICK Clegg's mother has written to David Cameron's mother demanding an end to the cruel taunting of her son.

Tories to have Euro summit explained to them slowly
08-12-11
FEVERED Tories are to have the purpose of the crucial Euro summit explained to them as slowly as it takes.
Plan to pay off deficit with bits of old soap 'not working'
22-11-11
THE government's plan to wipe out Britain's deficit using little bits of
discarded soap is not going well, David Cameron has revealed.
May 'thought illegal immigrants had tentacles'
08-11-11
THERESA May relaxed passport checks as she assumed that foreign criminals looked like enormous moustachioed sea creatures, it has emerged.

G20 leaders revealed as covert anti-capitalism activists
07-11-11
THE leaders of the G20 nations are undercover anarchists who have deliberately destroyed the West's capitalist economy, it has emerged.

Why would you think pension strikes are about pensions? asks TUC
03-11-11
TRADE Unions are to press ahead with pension strikes because the strikes
are not about pensions and never have been, it was confirmed last
night.
Tax scandal would have destroyed Cable's credibility
26-10-11
VINCE Cable's failure to pay income tax on time would have destroyed any credibility he still had, it has been confirmed.

