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MAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IS NOW THING YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
23-06-09

ImageBRITISH politics was in turmoil last night after a man you have never heard of was elected to do something you couldn't care less about.

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MPs CENSOR EXPENSES IN BID TO MAKE YOU FORGET
18-06-09

ImageMPs have published a censored version of their expenses in the hope that you will forget you have already seen them.

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THATCHER TRIES TO CLOSE HER OWN WARD
16-06-09

ImageBARONESS Thatcher was under sedation last night after trying to close the ward where she is being treated.

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BROWN MAKES ARSE OF NEW THING
15-06-09

ImageGORDON Brown continued his political fightback last night by somehow finding a brand new thing to make an arse of.

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BROWN SURVIVES AS LABOUR REBELS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WHO GIVES A SHIT?
09-06-09

ImageDEPUTY prime minister Gordon Brown survived a backbench revolt last night after pledging to change his style of leadership and blah, blah, blah, you're not still reading this are you?

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THIS IS HOW THE NAZIS STARTED, SAYS EVERYONE
08-06-09

ImageTHE Nazis started out with just a couple of MPs and six percent of the vote you know, everyone said last night.

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BROWN STAMPS AUTHORITY WITH STUPID, POINTLESS RESHUFFLE
05-06-09

ImageGORDON brown reasserted his authority today with what his supporters insisted was a stupid, pointless reshuffle that won't make the slightest difference to anything.
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OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE JUST DO IT, BRITAIN TELLS LABOUR
05-06-09

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LABOUR was today told to just get on with it so we can all have a peaceful weekend without having to watch Nick Robinson jumping up and down like a child that's bursting for a piss.
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RATS DESERT SHIT GOVERNMENT
03-06-09

ImageA PROCESSION of Labour ministers and backbench MPs announced their resignations yesterday, like rats deserting an utterly shit government.

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