Politics
Osborne hands average family £45 to give to British Gas
23-03-11
GEORGE Osborne will today let the average family look at £45 of their own money as it travels from the Treasury to British Gas.
Britain shudders at thought of Hague's mojo
14-03-11
WILLIAM Hague was under fresh attack last night after raising the terrible spectre of his mojo.
Cameron and Clegg clash over how to elect greedy, incompetent freaks
18-02-11
David Cameron and Nick Clegg will today set out their opposing views on
the mechanism by which the House of Commons is filled with
thieves, cretins and weirdos.
Tories get 100% of funding from people who don't like socialism
09-02-11
THE Tories get all of their money from people who are not hellish keen on left-wing politics, it emerged today.
Osborne to reconsider being torn to shreds
28-01-11
CHANCELLOR George Osborne will rethink an April fuel price rise after acknowledging its effects on his ability to live.
Economy like my scrotum, says Osborne
26-01-11
THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
Coulson 'knew he was going to resign' claims Guardian
21-01-11
FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.
Ed Balls to be on television every day
21-01-11
A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain's relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.
Clegg told to stop thinking
18-01-11
DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.
