Politics
David Davis Keeping Sexy Photo Of Nick Clegg In His Underpants
FORMER Tory leadership contender David Davis has a photo of Nick Clegg's
head on Peter Andre's body, which he keeps stuffed down the front of
his underpants, it emerged last night.
Griffin Is First Nazi Banned From Palace Since Edward Viii
NICK Griffin last night became the first Nazi to be told he was not welcome at Buckingham Palace since King Edward VIII in 1936.
World War II 'Illegal', Says Cameron
DAVID Cameron was facing the wrath of veterans' groups last night after claiming the Second World War was illegal.
Cameron To Launch 'Wide Society'
PRIME minister David Cameron will today set out his vision of a 'wide
society' where everyone has plenty of room to move from side to side.
Cameron Beginning To Realise Exactly Who He's In Charge Of
PRIME minister David Cameron was on the brink of resignation last night after finally realising what British people are actually like.
Hang On, I'll Start Again, Says Gove
MICHAEL Gove has asked everyone to give him a minute while he starts
his entire political career again from scratch.
Court Upholds Right To Dismantle Boris Johnson
WESTMINSTER Council have successfully applied for an injunction allowing
the dismantling and removal of Boris Johnson.
How The Budget Will Affect Your Pointless, Money-Obsessed Life
The Daily Mash has crunched the numbers on yesterday's Budget to work out how it will affect your ability to buy all that stupid shit your television keeps telling you that you need.
Osborne To Sack Coventry
CHANCELLOR George Osborne is to throw everyone in Coventry out of work
after a brilliant suggestion from Harriet Harman.
